- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's your blood type? Red.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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