- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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