- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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