- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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