- Anti Joke

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

men's rights activists

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Chlamydia

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.