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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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