- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

roses are red violets should be purple

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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