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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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