- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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