Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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