- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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