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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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