why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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