- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

My cat just died.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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