- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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