- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Cancer

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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