- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

So these two girls have a cup .

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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