- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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