- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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