How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

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