- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

God is real.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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