- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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