- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

I had a submarine.... once

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I <3 Hitler

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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