- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Feminism.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's your blood type? Red.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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