- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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