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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Flowers are colors Love me

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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