- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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