- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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