Rylan Clark

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

hers a joke... japanese people

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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