How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Gay rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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