- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

YOU

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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