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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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