A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Jack Stevens

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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