- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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