Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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