Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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