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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

that wall over there ->

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Who wants water? I do.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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