Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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