How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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