What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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