- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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