Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Men's rights

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

* anti-punchline

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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