Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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