How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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