- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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