- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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