- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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