- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

ever tried african food? they neither

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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