I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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