What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Maths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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