When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Ben Corbishley

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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