What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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White men's rights

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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