- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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