- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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