An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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a black man pays his child support

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Boob

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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can you touch your toes? no

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Anti Joke

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