- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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