- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Where's my baby??

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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