- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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