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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

american idol

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

like most people my age. im 27

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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