What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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