- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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