Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

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