Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Pain Olympics.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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