- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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