- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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