Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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