What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Black people stink of shite!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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