Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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