- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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