- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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