Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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