- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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