- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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