I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Do you play piano? No

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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