Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what's funny about war? nothing!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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