- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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