- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Knock knock knock OCD

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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