- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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