What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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