- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

autistic kids rock

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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