- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

1+2 = 6

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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