there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why? Because.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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like if your cool

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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