- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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