- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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