A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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dallen loves penis

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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