- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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