Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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One, two, three, four and five

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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womans having rights.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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