Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Reed read? A. Read?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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