what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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