- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock knock Come in

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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