- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Albino African Americans

The cream, it is coming

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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