- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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