Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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womens rights

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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