- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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