- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

NEVER

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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