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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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