- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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