- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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