What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What? Huh?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

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