- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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