- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Take part of what?

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

your mom was so fat that she died.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

kieran is a homosexual

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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