- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

the WNBA.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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