whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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