- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Obama lin Baden.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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