- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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