What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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