What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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eoin burgin is fat

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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