- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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