- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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