- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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