- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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