- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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