Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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