- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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