why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats 1+1? window!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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