- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What has two legs? Half a cat

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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