- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Take part of what?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man died.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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