Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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