- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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