- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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