Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Dwight Howard

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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