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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Hey how is your wife and my kids

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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