Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +2

sky silverstein

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

thumb_up thumb_down +2

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

=3

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops