- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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