- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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