- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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