Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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