- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I'm Coming

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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