Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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