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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your big dick.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

bangers and mash?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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