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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A sober Irish individual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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