- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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