- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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