Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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