- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

I love you

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Stop. Seriously stop.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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