- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

womans having rights.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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