- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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