- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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