WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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roses are red poo is poo

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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