Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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salad days!

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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