What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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