- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What page are you on The gay page.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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