Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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