What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Pain Olympics.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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