- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??