- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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