- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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