Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Who's the fastest kid in AA

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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