Take wrong turns

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

eoin burgin is fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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