- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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