Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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your so fat. your fat!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Denard Robinson

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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