- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Pain Olympics.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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