What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Gus's mom

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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