what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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