- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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