What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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