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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Communism hehe xd

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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