- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Antijokes...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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