- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Yanter, Look it up

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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