What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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NEVER

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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