Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

human centipede

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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