There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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