A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Do you play piano? No

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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american idol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

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