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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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