Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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hi

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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