- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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