- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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