- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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