- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Your're racist.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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