Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Women's Rights..

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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