- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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