- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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