- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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