- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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