What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Pain Olympics.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Gus's mom

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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