Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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