Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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