What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your're racist.

A pope meets another one

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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