- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two women were sitting quietly.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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