What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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