yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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That's unfortunate.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Thumbs this up

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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