Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

The Aristocrats

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What is Jason? Black.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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