does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

cheese

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

black people. that is all...

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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your momma's an antijoke

Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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