Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Steering Wheel Face.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Freedom of Speech

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

did you ever see a butter fly?

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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