The jets are a good team..

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ekoj

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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your all shit at jokes

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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