What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A scottish man having fun

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

arse

Chuck Norris died.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock! Yes?

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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