- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

American healthcare.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

No joke.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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