- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Turtles

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

did you ever see a butter fly?

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Religion

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Santa Clogged my toliet

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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