What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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I like to eat.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Obama

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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