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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Religion

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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