What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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jokes r dumb

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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