what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Is Carly smart? No.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Religion

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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