- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Knock Knock Come in.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Religion

This is not a joke.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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