Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

I hate you.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Hey, come here often? No.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Myspace

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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