Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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