- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

jokes r dumb

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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