- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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