- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

apple pie.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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