What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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