- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

I like to eat.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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