- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

gays

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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