When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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i like potatoes

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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