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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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