why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Women's rights

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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