- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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