why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

That's unfortunate.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

I hate you.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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