- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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