What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Chuck Norris died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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potato

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Religion

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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That's unfortunate.

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poop.........

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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