Pandas Everywhere!!!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

live babies

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Jews for Jesus

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

ekoj

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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