Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Brett Farve

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Women's rights

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

live babies

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

does this look unsure to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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