What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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gays

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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