what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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jgkbk,mn

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Obama

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Freedom of Speech

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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