a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Small breasts.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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