what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The WNBA.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

William Raines.

i like potatoes

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Knock Knock! Come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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