When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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