- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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