Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A black succeeds

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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