Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Black people are innocent.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Brett Farve

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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I got shot, you laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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