What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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I like to eat.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Obama

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Brett Farve

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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