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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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penis

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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