What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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