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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Child Prostitution.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Jess Burns

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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