A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Obama

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Brett Farve

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Jasper sucks.

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penis

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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