Carlton

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The government makes a good decision

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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