you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The mets are 3-0 this season

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Knock knock, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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