Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

knock knock you may come in

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

kennah campion... being nice

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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