- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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