Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What time is it? 10:58

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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