- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

i like potatoes

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Santa Clogged my toliet

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