Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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live babies

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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American healthcare.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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