What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Chuck Norris died.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock! Yes?

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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