- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Turtles

live babies

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Well, this is fun.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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