- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people. that is all...

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What is a dog? Bark

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Come in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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