- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Well, this is fun.

Women's rights.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What time is it? 10:58

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

If life hands you lemons Take them

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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