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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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