Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

justin littleton. nuff said

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Women's rights

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A scottish man having fun

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Is Carly smart? No.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Chuck Norris died.

arse

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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