- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Brett Farve

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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