A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why Because

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Women's rights

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

does this look unsure to you?

The WNBA.

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