Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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