Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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