- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What is a dog? Bark

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

So one time this woman was learning...

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Religion

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Hey, come here often? No.

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