I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I like to eat.

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