- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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