Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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minorities

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Asians...

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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