A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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penis

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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