what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The WNBA.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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potato

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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