- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

I hate you.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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