- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

i like potatoes

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

black people. that is all...

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

potato

Knock Knock! Come in.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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