Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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