A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Women's rights

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Pandas Everywhere!!!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

live babies

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

does this look unsure to you?

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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