An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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penis

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i like potatoes

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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black people. that is all...

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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