- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Women's rights

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Well, this is fun.

Dani Barton = Stupid

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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