What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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