A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The WNBA.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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cheese

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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