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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti jokes are funny

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why Because

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

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