What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Black people are innocent.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Military intelligence.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

I like to eat.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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