What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Obama

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Why Because

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What is Jason? Black.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Jasper sucks.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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