Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I hate you.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Child Prostitution.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Anti jokes are funny

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

knock knock you may come in

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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