- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

The WNBA.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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