- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

jokes r dumb

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Womens rights.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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