What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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