A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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johann grayson being liked

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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