- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

The government makes a good decision

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

An antijoke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

nathan palmer has a big head !

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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