- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Robin, get in the car.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

The economy.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Punchline.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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