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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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No joke.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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William Raines.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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