What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Carlton

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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I like to eat.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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