A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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blubber vaginass CC

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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