a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Brett Farve

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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live babies

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I got shot, you laughed

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Turtles

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Anti Joke

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