- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Is Carly smart? No.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Religion

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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