- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

The mets are 3-0 this season

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Womens rights.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

So one time this woman was learning...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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