I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I hate you.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Child Prostitution.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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