What's in there? Get outta there...

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What is a dog? Bark

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potato

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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dildo

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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