Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Well, this is fun.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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