- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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