What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Jasper sucks.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Womens rights.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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