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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why Because

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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