Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Women's rights

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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i have aids and a chode

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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