"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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^that joke's not funny

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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