Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why Because

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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