if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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I like to eat.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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