- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Women's rights

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

No.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Steering Wheel Face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

kennah campion... being nice

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