- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

No joke.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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