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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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