In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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