- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why Because

knock knock you may come in

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Potato salad

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Jews for Jesus

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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