A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Kate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A black man killed someone

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Military intelligence.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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