Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

arse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

your all shit at jokes

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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