Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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