Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The jets are a good team..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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arse

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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