Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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I like to eat.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Brett Farve

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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