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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Women's rights.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

The jets are a good team..

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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