Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Women rights..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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