why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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I got shot, you laughed

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Well, this is fun.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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