- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

does this look unsure to you?

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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