- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So one time this woman was learning...

The mets are 3-0 this season

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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