Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why Because

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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jokes r dumb

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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