- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

I got shot, you laughed

Women's rights

Well, this is fun.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

i like potatoes

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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