- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The jets are a good team..

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Is Carly smart? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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