roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

I got shot, you laughed

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Nickelback

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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