What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Women's rights

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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