Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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