- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

God is religiously proven to be real

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

American healthcare.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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