What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A scottish man having fun

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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