- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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