Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Religion

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I like jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Hair

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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