- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

A black succeeds

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

your all shit at jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Is Carly smart? No.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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