- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Women's rights

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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