- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Dani Barton = Stupid

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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