CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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dildo

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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