How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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