- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

why did the chicken cross the road

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

live babies

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Turtles

I got shot, you laughed

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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