Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Women's rights

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jokes r dumb

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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