knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Carlton

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The government makes a good decision

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Oh...okay, good.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Kenny G

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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