A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Kate

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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come along children

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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