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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

kennah campion... being nice

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A black succeeds

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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