- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Jews for Jesus

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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American healthcare.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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