Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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