Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Turtles

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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potato

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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