What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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I like to eat.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Scott

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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