a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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