Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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arse

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your all shit at jokes

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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i like potatoes

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

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