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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Black Poeple

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Myspace

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A black man killed someone

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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