Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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