What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

nathan palmer has a big head !

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lockerbie bombing

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Aodhan Hearty

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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