Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

The Aristocrats

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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