if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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