- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I got shot, you laughed

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

live babies

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Women's rights

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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