- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Ruller

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Turtles

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Well, this is fun.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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