A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why Because

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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