you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Child Prostitution.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Anti jokes are funny

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why Because

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

knock knock you may come in

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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