- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's unfortunate.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

I hate you.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Hey, come here often? No.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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