roses are black violets are gray im color blind

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

kennah campion... being nice

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Women's rights.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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