A baby seal walks in to a club

1+1= 69

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

I like to eat.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why Because

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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