- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man killed someone

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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