- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Black people are innocent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Lockerbie bombing

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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