- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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