I hate you.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why Because

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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