I like to eat.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The WNBA.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Anti Joke

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