- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What is a dog? Bark

Womens rights.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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