your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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josh simpson has cancer

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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