He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Women's rights.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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