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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Child Prostitution.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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