What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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jgkbk,mn

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Obama

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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