Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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josh simpson has cancer

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Women's rights

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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No.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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