- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A black succeeds

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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