Nickelback

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

George W. Bush

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

i like potatoes

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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