What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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I like to eat.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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