- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Women's rights.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??