- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

i have aids and a chode

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Global Warming.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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