School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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poop.........

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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