Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Women's rights

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A joke

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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arse

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Global Warming.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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