Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is a dog? Bark

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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