- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

American healthcare.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

No joke.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The mets are 3-0 this season

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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