- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Women's rights

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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