What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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blubber vaginass CC

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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