what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Women's rights.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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