How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Anti jokes are funny

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Obama

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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