- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

live babies

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

I got shot, you laughed

Women's rights

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

i have aids and a chode

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Global Warming.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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