There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Got milk? No.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Black Poeple

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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