- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The WNBA.

i have aids and a chode

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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