What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

If life hands you lemons Take them

Dani Barton = Stupid

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Chuck Norris died.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock knock! Yes?

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

poop.........

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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