How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Freedom of Speech

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

i have aids and a chode

A black succeeds

ekoj

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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