Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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The jets are a good team..

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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The Aristocrats

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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