Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Nickelback

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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George W. Bush

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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i like potatoes

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