i have aids and a chode

The jets are a good team..

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

penis

i like potatoes

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What is a dog? Bark

So one time this woman was learning...

The mets are 3-0 this season

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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