What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Myspace

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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