School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Myspace

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A black man killed someone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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