Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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