i like potatoes

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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