What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Women's rights

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What time is it? 10:58

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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your all shit at jokes

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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