What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

knock knock whos there .. derp

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The jets are a good team..

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

ekoj

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

George W. Bush

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...