How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Myspace

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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