cheese

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

black people. that is all...

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a dog? Bark

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

The mets are 3-0 this season

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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