A black man killed someone

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Shit.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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the cow goes moo

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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