There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A black succeeds

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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potato

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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