a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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balls in ya mouf

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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