Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Is Carly smart? No.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Global Warming.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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