How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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