- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Jews for Jesus

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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