- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

black people. that is all...

Is Carly smart? No.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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