what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

The jets are a good team..

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

potato

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Religion

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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