- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man walks into a bar.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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live babies

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Turtles

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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