What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What is a dog? Bark

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

I have no joke. u mad?

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Knock knock, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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