What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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your fat

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Benevolent villain.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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