Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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live babies

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Turtles

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Well, this is fun.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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