When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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That's unfortunate.

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poop.........

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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