Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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...Jack Vale

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