Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Military intelligence.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I like to eat.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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