- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A black succeeds

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

So one time this woman was learning...

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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