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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What's 9 +10 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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