What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What is a dog? Bark

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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