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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The jets are a good team..

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