Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Got milk? No.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Black Poeple

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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