A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Diana and victoria

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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live babies

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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