Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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WNBA

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BIG PENIS

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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