black people. that is all...

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

The Aristocrats

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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