Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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