the cow goes moo

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Well, this is fun.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The jets are a good team..

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Anti Joke

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