How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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make me a sandwich!

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Punchline.

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Penis

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gays

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Anti Joke

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