- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Well, this is fun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

No joke.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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