- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A black succeeds

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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