- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Freedom of Speech

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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