How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

DERP

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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i like potatoes

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

chuck norris

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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