a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Women's rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Freedom of Speech

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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