the cow goes moo

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Women rights..

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Rick Perry.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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