What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Freedom of Speech

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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