Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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i have aids and a chode

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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i like potatoes

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I Love Hitler.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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