- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Global Warming.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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