What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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I like to eat.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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