What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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black people. that is all...

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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balls in ya mouf

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Anti Joke

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