Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

The jets are a good team..

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Anti Joke

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