- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The Aristocrats

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Womens rights.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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