How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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arse

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A black succeeds

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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