- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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