Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Turtles

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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