- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A black succeeds

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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