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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

i have aids and a chode

penis

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

black people. that is all...

gays

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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