- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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