A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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live babies

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your all shit at jokes

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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William Raines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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