How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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The WNBA.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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American healthcare.

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A black succeeds

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