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Obama

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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