- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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