Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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blubber vaginass CC

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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i have aids and a chode

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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