some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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