A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Well, this is fun.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

arse

A black succeeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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