- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

The mets are 3-0 this season

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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