What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

No.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Freedom of Speech

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

I got shot, you laughed

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

kennah campion... being nice

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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