What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Diana and victoria

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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live babies

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Anti Joke

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