Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I Love Hitler.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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The Aristocrats

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I have no joke. u mad?

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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ASSCHEEKS

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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