what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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