- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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