- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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