If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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potato

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