- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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