Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

does this look unsure to you?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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