- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

knock knock you may come in

A baby seal walks into a club

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Well, this is fun.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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