Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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CHEEZECAKE

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Carlton

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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