A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Well, this is fun.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A black person in the NHL

Knock knock Nobody's home.

arse

A black succeeds

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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