a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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