your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

james schmitt whats your last name

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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