- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

I got shot, you laughed

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The jets are a good team..

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Dani Barton = Stupid

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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