There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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son, you're adopted.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

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