Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

penis

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

William Raines.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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