- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

The WNBA.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

i have aids and a chode

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The jets are a good team..

penis

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Women's rights

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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