Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

what is patrick wilson? smart

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Child Prostitution.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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