- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What's 9 +10 19

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

a horse walks into a barn

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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