What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Well, this is fun.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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No joke.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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