How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Obama

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Freedom of Speech

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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