What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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