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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

i like potatoes

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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