What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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i like potatoes

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ekoj

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Womens rights.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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