- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

does this look unsure to you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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