What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Obama

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jgkbk,mn

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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