How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Well, this is fun.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Dani Barton = Stupid

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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