Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Kenny G

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Women's rights

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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