- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

The WNBA.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

i like potatoes

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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