What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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