How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Obama

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Brett Farve

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Well, this is fun.

A black person in the NHL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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