- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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