LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Rick Perry.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The jets are a good team..

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

American healthcare.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

blubber vaginass CC

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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