- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

American healthcare.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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