Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Freedom of Speech

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

I got shot, you laughed

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

kennah campion... being nice

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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