- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Knock knock, come in.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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