I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Kate

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Military intelligence.

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Jess Burns

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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