- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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