Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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American healthcare.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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