How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Child Prostitution.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What's 9 +10 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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