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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

The jets are a good team..

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Women's rights

penis

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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