What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Women rights..

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Rick Perry.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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