How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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live babies

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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