What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I'm Spartacus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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