- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

kennah campion... being nice

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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