what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Brett Farve

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Women's rights

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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