- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

America Votes

Women rights..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Like my status for a tbh?

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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