An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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American healthcare.

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No joke.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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i like potatoes

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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I Love Hitler.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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