- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Rick Perry.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Well, this is fun.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

penis

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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