What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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