- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Jess Burns

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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