What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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your all shit at jokes

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A black succeeds

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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