- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

nathan palmer has a big head !

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

a horse walks into a barn

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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