Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Kate

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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