- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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