Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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