Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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