Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Roses are red.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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