Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Obama = ebola

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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