whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Women's Rights..

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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