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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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