- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

hey guys im gay

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

how do you call someone? use a phone

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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