- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

4 hours later.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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