womens rights

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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