"hey do you know the date" "58"

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A lot eh?

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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