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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

I'm rick james bitch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

hashtags suck balls

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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