- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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