What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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