- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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