- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's just not right? Left

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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