- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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