What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Black people stink of shite!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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eoin burgin is fat

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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