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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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