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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what came first the chicken or the chips

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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