- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

like most people my age. im 27

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What long black and tasty? Licorice

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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