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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What? Huh?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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