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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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