Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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