Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock knock Fuck off!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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