Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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