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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

So these two girls have a cup .

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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