Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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