- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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