roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A baby seal walks into a club.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

America

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Anti Joke

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