- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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