Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

I'm Coming

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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