- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A woman walks into a bar.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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