- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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