So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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