Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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