- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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