one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Shltskc gw? G

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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