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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

the economy.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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