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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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