What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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