- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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