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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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