What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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