Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Racial equality.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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