- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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