- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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