- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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