- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

poopy is poopy

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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