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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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#IHateHashtags

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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