A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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George W. Bush

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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