- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

bite me

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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