Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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No

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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