What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Ben Corbishley

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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