- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You idiot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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