- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I'm homeless.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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