what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's one plus one? two.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Turkey Balls

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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