- Anti Joke

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Gus's mom

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

irish man drinking john smiths

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!