- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

An orphan falls off a cliff.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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