whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Antijokes...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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