- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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