How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

A man was shot. He died.

I <3 Hitler

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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