How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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quantum physics?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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