- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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