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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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