What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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