- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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