- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Jack Stevens

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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