- Anti Joke

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

No it doesnt..

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.