- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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