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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's there

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

i like turtles

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Womans baksetball...

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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