- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Blacks

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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