- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock knock Come in

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Womans baksetball...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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