So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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