- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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