- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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