- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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