- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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