what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A fat guy!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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