- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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