- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

NEVER

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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