- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

autistic kids rock

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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