Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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