- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

will you like this joke my sources say no

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's long and black? A long and black object.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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