- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

i hate non minorities!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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