- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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