- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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