why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Anti Joke

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