Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What is the difference?

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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