- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

I named my son ps2 controller

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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