Hail Hitler

Beka has AIDS

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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