- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

My children are mistakes

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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