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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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