- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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