Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Antijokes...

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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