- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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