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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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