It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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