Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Anti Joke

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