What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Take wrong turns

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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