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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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