- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

taking out the trash... at night

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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