Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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