- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A baby seal walks into a club.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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