Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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