- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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