- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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