- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Pain Olympics.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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