Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

BIG MAC'S

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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