what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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