- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

The Big Band Theory

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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