Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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