Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Half life 3 confirmed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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