Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Anti Joke

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