- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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