- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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