- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A car walks into a bar.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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