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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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