What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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