Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Anti Joke

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