I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Black people in Camden NJ.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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