- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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