What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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were you expecting a joke

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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The Qur'an

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Anti Joke

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