- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's blue? The sky.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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