- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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