- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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