why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What page are you on The gay page.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Tucker Rivera

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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