What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's big and purple? Barney

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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