- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A fat guy!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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