- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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