whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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God is real.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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My spelling is horrible

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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