- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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