A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A seal walks into a club.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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