- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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