What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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