- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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