- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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