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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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