Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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