- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!