- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Take part of what?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

how do you win a game try your best

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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