A praying mantis is very graceful

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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