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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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