Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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