an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Dyslexia ruels!

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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