Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Feminism.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Tall asians

All of these jokes are about white people

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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