- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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