- Anti Joke

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican