- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Wanna hear a joke? no

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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