What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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