- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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