Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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