Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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