- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

white or wheat? wheat please.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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