- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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