What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Allah walked into AK Bar

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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