Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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