- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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