Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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