- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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