I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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you gay?

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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