- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

school homewrok

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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