- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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