- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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