Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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