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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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