why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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