- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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