Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Take wrong turns

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Anti Joke

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