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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

roses are red poo is poo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Get on the boat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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