- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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