So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

4 hours later.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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