- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A shark ate your mom

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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