- Anti Joke

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Jack Stevens

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.