What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Women's rights.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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