what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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* anti-punchline

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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