- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

that wall over there ->

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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