- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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