- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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