- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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