What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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