- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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