- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

pull my finger (farts)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what is 3+3= 8

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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