Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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