- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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