- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

womens rights

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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