Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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