- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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