- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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