A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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