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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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