- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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