what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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