- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

I'm hungry.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

My jeans

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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