What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Your're racist.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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