How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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