Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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