- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Read a Book.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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