Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Gay rights.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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school homewrok

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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