What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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your face

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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