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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

the sky is green no it is not

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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