- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the blue berry cross the road

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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