- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what's funny about war? nothing!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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