A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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