What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

This is an anti-joke.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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