- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What is 9+10? 19

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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