Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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