- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

justin beiber sucks

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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