- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I Have a Black Friend

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

bangers and mash?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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