- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

civil rights

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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