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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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