Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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