- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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