- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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