what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your're racist.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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