Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

One time i was sitting down

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

A blonde dies Lololol

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

No soup for you!

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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