Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Whats funny? Your face.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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