A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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