- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A man goes to the potty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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