- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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