Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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