- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

This is an anti-joke.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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