So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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