- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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