- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Your Mum is soo fat.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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