- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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