Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

4 hours later.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Daniel is a fag

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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