Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

No

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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