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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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