- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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