- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Chris Bosh's neck

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