Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Roses are red, yup.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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