- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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