- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Cripples are lame.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What page are you on The gay page.

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