Yellow People !!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's 1+1? 69.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Pain Olympics.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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