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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A fat guy!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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