What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

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