Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

who is really lanky? james cornish

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

THe Election

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Chlamydia

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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