- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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