- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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