What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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