- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

* anti-punchline

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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