- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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