Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Take wrong turns

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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