Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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