- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Shltskc gw? G

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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