Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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No soup for you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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