- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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