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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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