- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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