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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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