Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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learn. advance!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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