- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Womans baksetball...

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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