- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

hey hey apple

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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