- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Chris Bosh's neck

outside your comfort zone

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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