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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What is the name of the car? What

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