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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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