Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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I'm homeless.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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25

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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