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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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