- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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