What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I like poop in my butt

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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