- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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