- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A pope meets another one

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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