What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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