- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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