Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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A pope meets another one

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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