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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

a man makes a bad joke

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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