Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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