How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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