Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

my egg roll

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

WILLYS

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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