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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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