Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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a man checks his mypsace

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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