- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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