- Anti Joke

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Racial equality.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Who wants water? I do.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die