What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Anti Joke

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