- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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