don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Black people stink of shite!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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