- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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