A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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you see theres this guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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