- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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