- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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