- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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