what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A lot eh?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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