- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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