- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Antijokes...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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