Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's stupid a light bulb.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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