- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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