Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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