- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??