- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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