- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Adam Chebali is awesome

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

a black man walks out of popeyes

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Communism hehe xd

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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