- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

bangers and mash?

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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