Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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