- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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