Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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