- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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