- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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