- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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