A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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