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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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