- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

My spelling is horrible

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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