- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

This is an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??