- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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