- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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