- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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