- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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