- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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