- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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