- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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