- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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