why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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woman's rights

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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