What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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