- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Cancer

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

batman farted so hes retarded

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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