Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A lot eh?

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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