I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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