- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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