- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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