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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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