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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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