- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

the WNBA.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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