- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Gay rights.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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