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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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