What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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