- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Jesus Christ

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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