- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My spelling is horrible

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

My cat just died.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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