A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Racial Equality

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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