- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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