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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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