What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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