- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

YOU

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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