what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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