y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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