- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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