Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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