- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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