- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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