- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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