- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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