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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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