- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A black man walks out of a police station

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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