What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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