- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

The Ohio State Buckeyes

My cat just died.

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