knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What is the difference?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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