What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Anyone can post anything.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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