- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

God is real.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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