- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

pobody's nerfect

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

bite me

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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