- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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