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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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