y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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I work at jcpenny

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A sober Irish individual.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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