- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

i like it in the mouth

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

anti jokes are really funny

Racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Flowers are colors Love me

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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