Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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