I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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