what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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