What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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HEY!

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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