Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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