I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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