- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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