- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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