why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Indians

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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