My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Death by kayak

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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