- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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