What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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