A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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