- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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