- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What? Huh?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

you gay?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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