What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Gay rights.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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