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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock knock Come in

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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