Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Take part of what?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What page are you on The gay page.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -18

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

thumb_up thumb_down -18

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

thumb_up thumb_down -18

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops