- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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