- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

America

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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