- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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