Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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