- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

wanna here a joke? you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

how man

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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