- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Please ignore this statement.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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