- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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