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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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