- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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