- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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