what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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