- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what are you mike bibby?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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