- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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