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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Communism hehe xd

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

civil rights

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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