- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

bite me

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Hi.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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