What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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