How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who is Dank? A: Billal

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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