Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Anti Joke

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