- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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