- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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