- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Obama = ebola

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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