How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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