whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I put my baby in a microwave.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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