- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why dont they make black forks

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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