- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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