YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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