- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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