the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Peas

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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I'm homeless.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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