- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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