- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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