Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What does? 42

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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