- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A russian gives away vodka.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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