- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

The Qur'an

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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