What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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