- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Obama = ebola

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

No it doesnt..

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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