Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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