Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Death by kayak

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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