- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

say it ten times fast: oh

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