- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.