What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Bitch

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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