- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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