There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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