Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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