- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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