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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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