- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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