Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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