there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Anti Joke

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