- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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