- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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