- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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