- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

roses are red violets should be purple

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