Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Men's rights

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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