- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

You know what's funny? Rape

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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