what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A gay man watches football.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Gus's mom

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

irish man drinking john smiths

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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