Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Racial Equality

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Indians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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