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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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hey guys im gay

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

hey guys im gay

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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