- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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