Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Gay rights.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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