knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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salad days!

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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