What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Where's the soap?

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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