- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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