Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

i hate non minorities!

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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