Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Anti Joke

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