What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock Knock? Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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