- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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