- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

if you don't like this you're gay

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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