- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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