A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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