- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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