- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Massie is a fatass

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A gay man watches football.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Anti Jokes = Drained

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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