- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

An orphan falls off a cliff.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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