A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do I hate? people

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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