What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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