what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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