Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Gus's mom

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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