Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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american idol

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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