- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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