- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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