Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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