What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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