- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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