- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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