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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A pope meets another one

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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