- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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