- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What is my name? I dont know

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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