- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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