What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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