- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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