Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Anti Joke

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