- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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