What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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