- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's blue? The sky.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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