- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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