- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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