Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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