- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Pain Olympics.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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