- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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