What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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