- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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