- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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