What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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autistic kids rock

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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