Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I work at jcpenny

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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