You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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