What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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