- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Charlie Sheen

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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