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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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