Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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black people swimming

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Denard Robinson

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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