I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Tony Romo

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

woman's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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