- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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