- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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