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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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