- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A women left the kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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