A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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