- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Chick Norris... Enough said

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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