- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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