- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

knock knock who's there? hope

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