Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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