- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yanter, Look it up

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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