Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I'm Coming

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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