Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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whats green and lives in the water

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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