- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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