What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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sky silverstein

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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