This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Anti Joke

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