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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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