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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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