What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A gay man watches football.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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