why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Anti Joke

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