- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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