Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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