Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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