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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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