- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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