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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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