- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats brown and smells bad poo

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I work at jcpenny

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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