- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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