How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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