- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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