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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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