- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

LO AND BEHOLD!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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