Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is older than history?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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