Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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that wall over there ->

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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