- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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