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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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