Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

batman farted so hes retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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