- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

#Getweird

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where's my baby??

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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