- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How old are you? 7

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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