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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

womens rights

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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