- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Black people stink of shite!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

deez nuts

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

My children are mistakes

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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