- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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