A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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roses are red poo is poo

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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