What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I think everybody should have a penis.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

hey guys im gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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