- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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