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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

1+2 = 6

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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