- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

that wall over there ->

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

YOU

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Who wants water? I do.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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