- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

race-car = rac-ecar

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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