Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

civil rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

batman farted so hes retarded

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A penis walks into a bar..

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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