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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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