- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??