- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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