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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Potassium? K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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