Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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