What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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