Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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