Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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