- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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