A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How high is the sky? True or False

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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