A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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