Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Democracy.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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