- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Racial equality.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

i like it in the mouth

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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