- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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