A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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