- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

pobody's nerfect

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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