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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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