Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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