a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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