Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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9/11 my birthday

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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