What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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FUCK YOU

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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