- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yellow People !!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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