- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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