What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Anti Joke

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