- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What does two plus two equal? 4

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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