- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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