A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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