Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Women's Rights..

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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