- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

you see theres this guy.

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