A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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