Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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