- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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