A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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