- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You know what's funny? Rape

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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