Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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RUN

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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