- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Tall asians

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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