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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats green and lives in the water

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Neither did she.

SHUT UP JP

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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