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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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