- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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