- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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