How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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