Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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