- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Sir, your wife is dead

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

what are you mike bibby?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the chicken cross the road?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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