what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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