- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Cripples are lame.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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