Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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