How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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swag

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Anti Joke

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