What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Men's rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

steven hawking walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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