- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A man goes to the potty.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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