What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's funnier than 24? 25

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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