What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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a black man pays his child support

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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