- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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