- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??