What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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