Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Daniel is a fag

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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4 hours later.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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