Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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