- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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