A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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