- Anti Joke

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.