- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

* anti-punchline

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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