- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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