- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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