Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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quantum physics?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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