Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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