- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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