- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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