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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

pull my finger (farts)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.