- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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