Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

that wall over there ->

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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