- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Chick Norris... Enough said

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