A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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