- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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