- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Your girlfriend.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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