- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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