- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Where's my baby??

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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