- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

dat shoe shine tho

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

guess what>? your mum lol

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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