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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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knock knock who's there ?

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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