say it ten times fast: oh

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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