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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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