- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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