A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A bar walks into a man

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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