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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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