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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Gay rights.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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