Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Jesus Christ

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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