- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Santa isn't real

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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