2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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