- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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