knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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