- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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