Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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