roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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