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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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