- Anti Joke

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay