Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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