- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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