What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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