- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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