What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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