- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do I hate? people

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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