Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

homosexual rights to marriage

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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