- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

if you don't like this you're gay

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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