What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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