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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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