Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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And you honored it I see :P

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Communism hehe xd

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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