Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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