- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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