Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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