- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

I Have a Black Friend

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Knock, Knock Come in

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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