So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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