Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

your face

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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