knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Knock Knock Who's there

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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