- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What is my name? I dont know

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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