- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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