Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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#Getweird

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Anti Joke

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