- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

One time i was sitting down

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Anti-jokes are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Shltskc gw? G

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

No soup for you!

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