- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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