Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Your're racist.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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