- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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