Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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