There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Sarah Palin.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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