your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Indians

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

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