Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A sober Irish individual.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A russian gives away vodka.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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