Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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