- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

13 =B you just learned something

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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