- Anti Joke

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl