- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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