- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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