- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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