- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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