Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's just not right? Left

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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