- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

a man makes a bad joke

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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