- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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