- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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