- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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