- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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