- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How High is a Chinese man

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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