John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

race-car = rac-ecar

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I have read the terms and conditions

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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