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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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