- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Womans baksetball...

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

i like turtles

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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