Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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