what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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