- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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