Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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