- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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