- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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