- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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