what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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HELLO EVERYONE

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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