- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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