- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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