- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??