- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

the sky is green no it is not

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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