Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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