- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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