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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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