- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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