why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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