steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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