Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

i hate non minorities!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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