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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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