- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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