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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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