- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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