- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Anti-jokes are funny.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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