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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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