- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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