Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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knock knock go away

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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