- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

I'm Polish.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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