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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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