What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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