- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

alert("Hello");

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

the WNBA.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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