- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

you know whats not funny white boards.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What is the difference?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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