Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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This is an anti-joke.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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