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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

drugs.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Women's rights.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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