- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

woman's rights

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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