Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Indians

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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