- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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