- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

God is real.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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