- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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