- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."