- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How High is a Chinese man

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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