- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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