- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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