- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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