A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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