So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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