- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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