Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Anti Joke

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