What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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