What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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