An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

poopy is poopy

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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