- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A dog is always in the pushup position.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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