- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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