Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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