- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock knock, COME IN!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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