- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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