- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.