- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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