- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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