- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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