Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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