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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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