Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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