- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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