- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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