My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

I Have a Black Friend

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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