- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Obama lin Baden.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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