- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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