why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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