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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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