Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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