knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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