What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

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