- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How high is the sky? True or False

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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