- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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