A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A baby seal walks into a club.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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