- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How about that airline food?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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