- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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