whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Roses are red.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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