Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Read a Book.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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