- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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