- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A penis walks into a bar..

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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