What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A fat guy!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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