- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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