- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A miserable man committed suicide.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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