What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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No

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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I am a mime

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

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