Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Guest what in the butt

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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women's rights.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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