you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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