- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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