- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

a black man pays his child support

A man was shot. He died.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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