- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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