- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

like most people my age. im 27

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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