- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

how do you win a game try your best

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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