- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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