How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Women's rights.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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