- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Gus's mom

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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