CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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