How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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