- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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