Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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