- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

knock knock come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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