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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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