- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Chlamydia

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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