Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Where's my baby??

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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