- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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