- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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