What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Take part of what?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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