Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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