Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Sarah Palin.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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