whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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THe Election

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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The Big Band Theory

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Once upon a time a was born

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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