- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Eric is gay Ha

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Sir, your wife is dead

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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