What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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