- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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