WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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My jeans

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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