apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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