- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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