Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A Duck walks into a bar.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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