- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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