- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Indians

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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