- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How about that airline food?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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