- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How old are you? 7

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

25

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??