Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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FUCK YOU

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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