- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Happy Monday!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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