- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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