- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man goes to the potty.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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