- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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