A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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