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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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