- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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