- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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