- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a man makes a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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