- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Jack Stevens

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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