A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Who wants water? I do.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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