What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Black people stink of shite!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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An anti-joke

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Boob

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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