- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

knock knock Goodbye

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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