Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Apple hates Blackberry.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Women's Rights..

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

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