A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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pull my finger (farts)

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what is 3+3= 8

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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