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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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