rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Antijokes...

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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