My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

I had 99 problems Solved them all

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Face Hunter is scum

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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