had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A sober Irish individual.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I am a mime

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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