It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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