- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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