- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

it was all Tagart

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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