- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My cat just died.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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