- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Men's rights

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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