Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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