- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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