- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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