- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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