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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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