- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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