- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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