- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's your blood type? Red.

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