- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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