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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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