- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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