- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

guess what what ...

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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