A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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