- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle