- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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