- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

yolo your orange looks orange

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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