Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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