- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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