- Anti Joke

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.