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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Who is big and stupid My brother

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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