Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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