I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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rarw

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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