a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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