- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

batman farted so hes retarded

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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