- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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