- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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