- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

matt is fat

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

deez nuts

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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