- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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