- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Hello

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

my penis

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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