What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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