WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Gus's mom

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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