- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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