what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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