What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Beka has AIDS

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Anti Joke

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