- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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