What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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I? Everett

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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woman's rights

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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