I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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