Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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