A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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