When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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