- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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