- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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