- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

sky silverstein

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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