- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Chlamydia

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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