A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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