- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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