- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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