- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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