Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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i committed murder

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Indians

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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