- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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