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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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