How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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