how much fish could a chicken

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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