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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Asian women drivers...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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