You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's one plus one? two.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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