what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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