- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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