A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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NEVER

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Racial equality.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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