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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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