- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Stop. Seriously stop.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I love you

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I <3 Hitler

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??