Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What are annoying? Ads.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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