how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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