- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How High is a Chinese man

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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