Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Knock Knock.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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