- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What? Huh?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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