- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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