How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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