- Anti Joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!