teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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