Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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