- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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