why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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