Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

how do you call someone? use a phone

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Hello.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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