- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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