why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

God is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...