- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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