- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

taking out the trash... at night

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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