- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Cheese

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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