There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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dallen loves penis

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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