- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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