- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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