- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Pain Olympics.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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