- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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