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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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