What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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