Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Neither have I

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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