What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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