- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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