- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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