Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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