Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Lololol

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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