Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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