- Anti Joke

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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