- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Antijokes...

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A sober Irish individual.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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