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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Cripples are lame.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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