why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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