Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Anti Joke

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