- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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