- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

girls basketball

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

poopy is poopy

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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