- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I'm rick james bitch

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