Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you win a game try your best

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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