- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

4 hours later.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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