"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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THe Election

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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