- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

guess what what ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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