- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

like most people my age. im 27

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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