- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

race-car = rac-ecar

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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