- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Indians

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I <3 Hitler

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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