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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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