- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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