Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

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