How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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