Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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cory is gay

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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I like poop in my butt

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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