- Anti Joke

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

I have read the terms and conditions

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.