Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the difference between a duck?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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