- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's stupid a light bulb.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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