What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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