- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

WNBA

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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