what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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