Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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