- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Racial Equality

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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