- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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