My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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