- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

salad days!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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