Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

12 niqqa 12.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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