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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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