- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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