- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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