- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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