why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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