- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A miserable man committed suicide.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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