- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

mitchell palmer sucks

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

can you touch your toes? no

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