- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What page are you on The gay page.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

John lazzaro likes dick

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Guest what in the butt

A sober Irish individual.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A man goes to the potty.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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