whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

how much fish could a chicken

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Your girlfriend.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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