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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

human centipede

Apple hates Blackberry.