- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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