Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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