- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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