-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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like most people my age. im 27

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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