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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

how do you call someone? use a phone

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