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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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