If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What does? 42

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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