- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

I don't get it

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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