- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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