How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

can you touch your toes? no

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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