- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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