- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

I work at jcpenny

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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