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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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