An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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