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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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