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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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