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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I Have a Black Friend

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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