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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Tunechi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I? Everett

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.