Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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