- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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