Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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