Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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