Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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