- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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