- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

my egg roll

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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