What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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