- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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