- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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