Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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