Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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