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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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