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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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