- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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