- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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