What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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