who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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