Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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