- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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