- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.