- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

womens rights

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Penis

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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