Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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* anti-punchline

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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