- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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