- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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