I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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