- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

YOU

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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