why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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i like it in the mouth

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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