- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

knock,knock you suck

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

nothing

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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