- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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