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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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