- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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