what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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