- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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