I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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I like to eat.

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