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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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live babies

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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