I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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