What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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live babies

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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