An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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William Raines.

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You.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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