- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A black succeeds

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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