How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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I like to eat.

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the cow goes moo

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What what In the butt

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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