Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock you may come in

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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