Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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live babies

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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