Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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a horse walks into a barn

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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