What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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