Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Womens rights.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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I hate you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Oh...okay, good.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Anti Joke

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