- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Womens rights.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Child Prostitution.

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