yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

jokes r dumb

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A black succeeds

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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