- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

did you ever see a butter fly?

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

If life hands you lemons Take them

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A black succeeds

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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