How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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