- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

I got shot, you laughed

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

kennah campion... being nice

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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