How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

live babies

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Women's rights

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

penis

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A black succeeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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