- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

I got shot, you laughed

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A dwarf walks under a bar.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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