Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Kate

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Oh...okay, good.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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