What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Women rights..

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Women's rights

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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