Rick Perry.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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American healthcare.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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blubber vaginass CC

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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ekoj

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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The Aristocrats

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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