What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Women's rights.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

a horse walks into a barn

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

cheese

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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