roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I like jokes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

james schmitt whats your last name

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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