Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Brett Farve

knock knock you may come in

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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