your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Child Prostitution.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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