Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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penis

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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William Raines.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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potato

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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