Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Kate

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Military intelligence.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Jess Burns

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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