- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Child Prostitution.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

knock knock you may come in

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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