A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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