- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

American healthcare.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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