Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Scott

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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