Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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penis

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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