What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Well, this is fun.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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i have aids and a chode

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American healthcare.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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