Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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No joke.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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