- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Women rights..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ruller

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

I got shot, you laughed

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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