- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Oh...okay, good.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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