Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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jgkbk,mn

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Brett Farve

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Freedom of Speech

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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live babies

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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