Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What is a dog? Bark

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Religion

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I have no joke. u mad?

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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