- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Child Prostitution.

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