Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

knock knock you may come in

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I got shot, you laughed

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

did you ever see a butter fly?

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

No joke.

your all shit at jokes

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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