How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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