- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

I got shot, you laughed

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Rick Perry.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

The jets are a good team..

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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