What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Kenny G

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Brett Farve

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

knock knock you may come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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