A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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