What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Global Warming.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What is a dog? Bark

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Hello world

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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