Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Womens Sports

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Religion

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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