What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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