What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Global Warming.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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balls in ya mouf

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

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