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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

The WNBA.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A black succeeds

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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