- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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