- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The jets are a good team..

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

The mets are 3-0 this season

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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