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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

I got shot, you laughed

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Women's Rights...

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Men's rights

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

45.

Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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