- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is Jason? Black.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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