Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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knock knock you may come in

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's 9 +10 19

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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