what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A black succeeds

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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your all shit at jokes

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Is Carly smart? No.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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potato

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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