- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Military intelligence.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Knock Knock Come in!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's big? Jupiter.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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