- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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American healthcare.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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