There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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The WNBA.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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No joke.

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A black succeeds

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Womens rights.

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