Obama

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Women's rights

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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