How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Women's rights.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Scott

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Robin, get in the car.

a horse walks into a barn

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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