What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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