- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

gays

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Religion

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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