Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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