- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

son, you're adopted.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Jess Burns

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I like to eat.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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