What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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George W. Bush

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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