Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Military intelligence.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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the cow goes moo

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Women rights..

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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