Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

thumb_up thumb_down +31

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

knock knock you may come in

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's 9 +10 19

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

thumb_up thumb_down +17

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops