One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Guess what? Chicken butt

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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