- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

A baby seal walks into a club

knock knock you may come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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