What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What is a dog? Bark

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I like jokes.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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