son, you're adopted.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Oh...okay, good.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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