Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

why did the chicken cross the road

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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