why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Anti Joke

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