what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Women's rights

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

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