Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Well, this is fun.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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