- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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