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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Jess Burns

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Anti Joke

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