Robin, get in the car.

a horse walks into a barn

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

cheese

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Men's rights

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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