Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The jets are a good team..

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Women's rights

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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