some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Kate

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women rights..

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Women's rights

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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