Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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