- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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