What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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potato

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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