Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Brett Farve

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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