Robin, get in the car.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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cheese

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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45.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Men's rights

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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