- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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