What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Chuck Norris died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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poop.........

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Thumbs this up

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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