Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A joke

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A scottish man having fun

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Womens Sports

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What is a dog? Bark

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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