- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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