- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

i like potatoes

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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