George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Global Warming.

Knock Knock Come in.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

The Aristocrats

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

i like potatoes

William Raines.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

poop.........

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

I like jokes.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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