What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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No joke.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Global Warming.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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