- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

the cow goes moo

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What what In the butt

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Kenny G

GRAAAAAAAR.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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