What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

American healthcare.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Womens rights.

The Aristocrats

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Anti Joke

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