What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A baby seal walks into a club

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A scottish man having fun

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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