Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Kate

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Military intelligence.

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Jess Burns

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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