George W. Bush

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Womens Sports

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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poop.........

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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