-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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potato

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Religion

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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poop.........

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Black Poeple

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