- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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