Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

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