- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

the cow goes moo

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Well, this is fun.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

The jets are a good team..

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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