if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Oh...okay, good.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Military intelligence.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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the cow goes moo

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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