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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Kate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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