Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

the cow goes moo

Women rights..

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Obama

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Freedom of Speech

I got shot, you laughed

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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