What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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knock knock you may come in

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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