why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Women's rights

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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The Aristocrats

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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