- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Women's rights.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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