- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Potato salad

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Ruller

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Kenny G

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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