All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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knock knock you may come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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