A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Well, this is fun.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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The WNBA.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

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