- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

The AIDS patient was gay

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What did the mole say? Nothing

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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