Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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William Raines.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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black people. that is all...

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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