The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The jets are a good team..

George W. Bush

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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