There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Rick Perry.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Women's rights.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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