Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

1+1= 69

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Knock Knock Come in!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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