- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A baby seal walks in to a club

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Black Poeple

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Shit.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Military intelligence.

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