Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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