How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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The Aristocrats

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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