- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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