- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Jess Burns

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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