what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

knock knock whos there .. derp

A joke

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

blubber vaginass CC

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

who just made fun of katie matt

George W. Bush

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Is Carly smart? No.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Global Warming.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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