What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Womens Sports

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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William Raines.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Religion

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Hello world

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Thumbs this up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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