- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club...

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Knock Knock Come in!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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