- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Knock knock, come in.

I like jokes.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

1+1= 69

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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