if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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ASSCHEEKS

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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