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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

So a seal walks into a club...

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Knock Knock Come in!

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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