Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Women's rights

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Brett Farve

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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