Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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penis

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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