- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Johnny just finished his pie.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

A baby seal walks in to a club

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Child Prostitution.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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