What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Rick Perry.

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Well, this is fun.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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