- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

The Aristocrats

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Religion

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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