james schmitt whats your last name

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Jess Burns

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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the cow goes moo

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