What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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The jets are a good team..

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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