why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Rick Perry.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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