A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Jess Burns

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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the cow goes moo

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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