- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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