What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A joke

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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George W. Bush

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