- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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