- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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