- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

I Love Hitler.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

The Aristocrats

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Religion

I have no joke. u mad?

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Knock knock, come in.

ASSCHEEKS

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

This is not a joke.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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