GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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I like jokes.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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