- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Womens rights.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

I like jokes.

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