Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Jess Burns

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Women's rights

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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