What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

a horse walks into a barn

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

cheese

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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