A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Women's rights

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A scottish man having fun

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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George W. Bush

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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