A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

If life hands you lemons Take them

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A black succeeds

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Womens rights.

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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