Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Rick Perry.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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