what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Rick Perry.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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