- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Womens rights.

The Aristocrats

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Religion

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

That's unfortunate.

ASSCHEEKS

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Guess what? Chicken butt

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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