What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Kate

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Oh...okay, good.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

the cow goes moo

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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