- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

the cow goes moo

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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