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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A black man killed someone

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

So a seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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