What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Womens rights.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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