A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Women's rights.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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