How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Kate

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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