What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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George W. Bush

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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