did you ever see a butter fly?

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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