does this look unsure to you?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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