i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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No joke.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A black succeeds

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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