PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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poop.........

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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This is not a joke.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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