A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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American healthcare.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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