- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

i like potatoes

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Womens rights.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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