The jets are a good team..

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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DERP

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Womens rights.

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black people. that is all...

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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