Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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