You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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...Jack Vale

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Myspace

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Black Poeple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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