- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Jess Burns

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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