funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A joke

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Global Warming.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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