Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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