- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

The Aristocrats

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Womens rights.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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