- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Global Warming.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

The Aristocrats

Womens rights.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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