What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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