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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A black person in the NHL

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No joke.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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DERP

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What is Jason? Black.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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