Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Well, this is fun.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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arse

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What is a dog? Bark

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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