Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

No joke.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

William Raines.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

I met a man today. His name was John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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