There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Global Warming.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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