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your all shit at jokes

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A black succeeds

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Is Carly smart? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

William Raines.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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