- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the cow goes moo

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

George W. Bush

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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