- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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