what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Well, this is fun.

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The jets are a good team..

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i have aids and a chode

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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