A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

what is patrick wilson? smart

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Black people are innocent.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Potato salad

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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