Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The jets are a good team..

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What is Jason? Black.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Global Warming.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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