A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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The jets are a good team..

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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