A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Ben is gay

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Shit.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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