why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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black people. that is all...

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Womens rights.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

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