how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Ruller

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Kenny G

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Nickelback

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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