How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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