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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

A baby seal walks into a club

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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