- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

William Raines.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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