what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Hello world

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This is not a joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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...Jack Vale

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Myspace

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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