What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Hello world

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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