- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Global Warming.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Womens rights.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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