So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Kate

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Oh...okay, good.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Women rights..

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Robin, get in the car.

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Women's rights

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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