Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Kate

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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