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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Dani Barton = Stupid

No joke.

Well, this is fun.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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