GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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The jets are a good team..

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A scottish man having fun

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Global Warming.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is a dog? Bark

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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