How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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That's unfortunate.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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