Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

knock knock you may come in

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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