What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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poop.........

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Thumbs this up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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