What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

the cow goes moo

Women rights..

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Obama

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Women's rights

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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