- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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