Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Rick Perry.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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The WNBA.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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The jets are a good team..

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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