crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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