- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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