What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

George W. Bush

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Is Carly smart? No.

Global Warming.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What is a dog? Bark

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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