Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Rick Perry.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Women's rights

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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No joke.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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penis

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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