- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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