how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A joke

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

blubber vaginass CC

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

George W. Bush

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Is Carly smart? No.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Global Warming.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris died.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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