Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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the cow goes moo

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Scott

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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