- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

William Raines.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock knock, come in.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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