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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Carlton

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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