I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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