Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Rick Perry.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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