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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Military intelligence.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

milly, milly, milly, cat

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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