Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A joke

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A scottish man having fun

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Womens Sports

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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