- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's big? Jupiter.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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