Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

jgkbk,mn

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

thumb_up thumb_down +26

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

thumb_up thumb_down +18

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

live babies

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops