Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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