What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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