Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hello world

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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...Jack Vale

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Black Poeple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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