Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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This is not a joke.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I love you very much.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Carlton

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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