How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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womens rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's 9 +10 19

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Anti Joke

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