Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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No joke.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Anti Joke

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