- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's 9 +10 19

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

A fish walks into a bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Rick Perry.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

kennah campion... being nice

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Women's rights

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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