How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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The WNBA.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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No joke.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A black succeeds

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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