Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Carlton

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Kenny G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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