What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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The Aristocrats

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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balls in ya mouf

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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I like jokes.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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