A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Turtles

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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