why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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The jets are a good team..

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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i like potatoes

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The Aristocrats

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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