Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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The jets are a good team..

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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