How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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The Aristocrats

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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