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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Women rights..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An iguana walks out of a bar

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Robin, get in the car.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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