chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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ASSCHEEKS

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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