What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Kate

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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