knock knock you may come in

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Rick Perry.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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