- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

knock knock go away

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

William Raines.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

black people. that is all...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Is Carly smart? No.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

balls in ya mouf

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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