In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The Aristocrats

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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