what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Women's rights

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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