An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Turtles

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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