- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Jess Burns

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Obama

Brett Farve

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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