- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

the cow goes moo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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