How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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A black person in the NHL

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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DERP

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No joke.

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What is Jason? Black.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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