roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Global Warming.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

i have aids and a chode

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Dallas Cowboys

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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