What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

the cow goes moo

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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