What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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No joke.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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