Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Well, this is fun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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