Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Religion

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I like jokes.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Knock knock, come in.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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This is not a joke.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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son, you're adopted.

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I love you very much.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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