Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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live babies

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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oops

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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does this look unsure to you?

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