What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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blubber vaginass CC

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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The Aristocrats

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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