What's funnier than 24? 25

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A black man killed someone

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Jess Burns

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