A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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The Aristocrats

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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