the cow goes moo

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Rick Perry.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Well, this is fun.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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The WNBA.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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