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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

The Aristocrats

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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