There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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