Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The Aristocrats

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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