An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Rick Perry.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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knock knock go away

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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