- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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