if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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