- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

American healthcare.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

I Love Hitler.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

The Aristocrats

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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