- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Turtles

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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