- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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This is not a joke.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Hey, come here often? No.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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