What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

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