Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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i like potatoes

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The Aristocrats

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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I like jokes.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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son, you're adopted.

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I love you very much.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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