What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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William Raines.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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