what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Carlton

A black guy walks in to a bar.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

the cow goes moo

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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