- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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