You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Women's rights.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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