- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

I got shot, you laughed

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

William Raines.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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