What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

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