What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Popsicles

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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