What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Turtles

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Rick Perry.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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The jets are a good team..

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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DERP

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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