So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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