So a seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Jess Burns

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

womens rights

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Ruller

An antijoke

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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