why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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The jets are a good team..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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