- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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