Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Women's rights

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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