- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Asians...

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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