Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Turtles

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A black person in the NHL

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

does this look unsure to you?

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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