Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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