what happens when you wake up inception

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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