What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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American healthcare.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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I Love Hitler.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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The Aristocrats

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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