Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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No joke.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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ASSCHEEKS

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This is not a joke.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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