It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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This is not a joke.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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