Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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