Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Got milk? No.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Your mom.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I got shot, you laughed

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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