- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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