Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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