yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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William Raines.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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I love you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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