- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

I love you very much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

So a seal walks into a club...

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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