The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Rick Perry.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

American healthcare.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

black people. that is all...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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