- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

I like jokes.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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