roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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black people. that is all...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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