- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Kate

Oh...okay, good.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Women rights..

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Women's rights

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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