So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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the cow goes moo

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Rick Perry.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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