Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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