- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

William Raines.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

black people. that is all...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

potato

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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