Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Carlton

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Oh...okay, good.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Kenny G

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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