- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

So a seal walks into a club...

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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