Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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womens rights

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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