- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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