Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Women's rights

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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The jets are a good team..

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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American healthcare.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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