- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

the cow goes moo

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

An iguana walks out of a bar

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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