Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock, come in.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Kate

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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