Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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