What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Womens rights.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I like jokes.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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