- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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