What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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