A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Child Prostitution.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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