- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Women's rights

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

I love you.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Knock knock, come in.

I like jokes.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

This is not a joke.

CHEEZECAKE

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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