An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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