Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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I like to eat.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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knock knock you may come in

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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