Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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