Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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This is not a joke.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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