Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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This is not a joke.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

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