- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

i have aids and a chode

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Anti Joke

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