- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A baby seal walks in to a club

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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