Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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why did the chicken cross the road

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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No joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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