Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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