What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Guess what? Chicken butt

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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