- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

The Aristocrats

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

I like jokes.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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