- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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