- Anti Joke

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Rick Perry.

kennah campion... being nice

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

The jets are a good team..