- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

balls in ya mouf

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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