Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A baby seal walks in to a club

1+1= 69

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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