- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Steering Wheel Face.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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