How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Global Warming.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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William Raines.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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That's unfortunate.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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ASSCHEEKS

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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This is not a joke.

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