- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Women's rights

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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