Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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