A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

live babies

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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