Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

womens rights

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Women rights..

An antijoke

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Ruller

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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