- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Women's rights

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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