- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

I got shot, you laughed

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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