What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Turtles

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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