Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Jess Burns

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Women rights..

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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