When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Women's rights

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Global Warming.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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ASSCHEEKS

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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