Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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No joke.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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