Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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