- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

An iguana walks out of a bar

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

kennah campion... being nice

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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