Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A baby seal walks in to a club

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

1+1= 69

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

youre gay

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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