Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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