why did the chicken cross the road

your moms so fat she has kankles

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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