What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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DERP

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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The Aristocrats

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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