Kate

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Oh...okay, good.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Women rights..

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Women's rights

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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