- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man walks into a bar.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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