What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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