to see a bad joke look above

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Turtles

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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DERP

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knock knock go away

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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