Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Robin, get in the car.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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