So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Women rights..

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What is Jason? Black.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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