why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Jess Burns

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Robin, get in the car.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Rick Perry.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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