So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The jets are a good team..

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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