Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Kate

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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the cow goes moo

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An antijoke

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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