What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Women rights..

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An antijoke

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Brett Farve

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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