What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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