Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Brett Farve

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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