Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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1+1= 69

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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