The Aristocrats

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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This is not a joke.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

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