So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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youre gay

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Got milk? No.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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