There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Turtles

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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