Brett Farve

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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I got shot, you laughed

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Women's rights.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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