- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Rick Perry.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

William Raines.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why did the woman die Because she was old

black people. that is all...

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

potato

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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