What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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The Aristocrats

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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