What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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balls in ya mouf

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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