How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Women's rights

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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