Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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balls in ya mouf

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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