There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Kate

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Anti Joke

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