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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Women rights..

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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