- Anti Joke

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is Jason? Black.