What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Women rights..

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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kennah campion... being nice

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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The jets are a good team..

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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No joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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