Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Rick Perry.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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