Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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William Raines.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I love you.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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That's unfortunate.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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