What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's funny? Women's rights.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

the cow goes moo

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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