What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Robin, get in the car.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Scott

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

ekoj

Female Athletics

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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