- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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