your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A black man killed someone

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

So a seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Jess Burns

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

womens rights

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Women rights..

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Ruller

An antijoke

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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