How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Popsicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

theres a fat guy

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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