- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

I like jokes.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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