What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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1+1= 69

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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