- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Oh...okay, good.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Military intelligence.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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