An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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i have aids and a chode

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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No joke.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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