What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Oh...okay, good.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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