Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Jess Burns

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Turtles

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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DERP

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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