What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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kennah campion... being nice

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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