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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Robin, get in the car.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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