Well, this is fun.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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