Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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I like jokes.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black people are innocent.

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