What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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CHEEZECAKE

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I like jokes.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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