whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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live babies

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Dallas Cowboys

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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No joke.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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penis

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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