Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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live babies

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A scottish man having fun

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who just made fun of katie matt

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Is Carly smart? No.

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