- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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the cow goes moo

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a club

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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