What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

A baby seal walks into a club

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...