What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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William Raines.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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