- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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