What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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The Aristocrats

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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balls in ya mouf

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Liars go to hell! -God

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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