What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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CHEEZECAKE

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This is not a joke.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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