Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

your momma's an antijoke

So one time this woman was learning...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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