- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Jess Burns

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Robin, get in the car.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Rick Perry.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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