- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A scottish man having fun

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Women's Rights...

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

I have no joke. u mad?

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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