- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Knock Knock Come in.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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