- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What is Jason? Black.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

black people. that is all...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

The Aristocrats

Is Carly smart? No.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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