- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's 9 +10 19

Kenny G

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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