Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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