What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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womens rights

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Women rights..

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Ruller

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An antijoke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Turtles

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A black person in the NHL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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