What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

kennah campion... being nice

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Well, this is fun.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

No joke.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

i have aids and a chode

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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