why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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james schmitt whats your last name

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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youre gay

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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