- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I'm Spartacus

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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