- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

balls in ya mouf

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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