nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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