What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black man killed someone

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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