you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down -14

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Five guys one rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -120

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

thumb_up thumb_down +59

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops