Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A baby seal walks into a club

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A fish walks into a bar

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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