A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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