Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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