Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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I love you very much.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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