- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Black people are innocent.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

the cow goes moo

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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