- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

That's unfortunate.

Knock knock, come in.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

1+1= 69

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Carlton

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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