Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A scottish man having fun

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Global Warming.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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