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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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I have no joke. u mad?

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I like jokes.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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