Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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