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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

womens rights

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An iguana walks out of a bar

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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