What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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knock knock go away

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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