- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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