- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The Aristocrats

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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