How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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William Raines.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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