- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

who just made fun of katie matt

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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