- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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