a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black people are innocent.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Goat balls.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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