Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Global Warming.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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I like jokes.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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