That's unfortunate.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

1+1= 69

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

62

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's funny? Women's rights.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Women rights..

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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