What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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I like jokes.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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