Turtles

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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DERP

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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