- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

So a seal walks into a club...

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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