your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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youre gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Jess Burns

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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