- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A baby seal walks in to a club

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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