why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Rick Perry.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

does this look unsure to you?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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