Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Well, this is fun.

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No joke.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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