Why did the woman die Because she was old

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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