Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Hair

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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