What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Chuck Norris died.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

I like jokes.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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