What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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