How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Jews for Jesus

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A joke

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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