- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

The jets are a good team..

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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