I love you.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Knock knock, come in.

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I like jokes.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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CHEEZECAKE

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I love you very much.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Carlton

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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