- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Global Warming.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

DERP

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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