A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Women's rights

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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I love you.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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That's unfortunate.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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