- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Rick Perry.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A dwarf walks under a bar.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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