Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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