professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Politics.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Got milk? No.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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