Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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live babies

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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blubber vaginass CC

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who just made fun of katie matt

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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