whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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