- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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