A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Jews for Jesus

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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