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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A fish walks into a bar

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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