What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Women's rights

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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dildo

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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