Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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No joke.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Well, this is fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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