The WNBA.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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knock knock go away

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Global Warming.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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I like jokes.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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