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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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