What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Ben is gay

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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