What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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I like jokes.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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This is not a joke.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I love you very much.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Black Poeple

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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