- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A fish walks into a bar

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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