how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Women rights..

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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