Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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William Raines.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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balls in ya mouf

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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