- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Kenny G

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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