how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

William Raines.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did the woman die Because she was old

black people. that is all...

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

potato

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

CHEEZECAKE

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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