- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Global Warming.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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