How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Thumbs this up

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This is not a joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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