What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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