- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the woman die Because she was old

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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