- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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