- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Global Warming.

i have aids and a chode

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

No joke.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

balls in ya mouf

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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