- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Well, this is fun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

The jets are a good team..

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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