- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Politics.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

So this blonde walks into a library.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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