What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Child Prostitution.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Women rights..

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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