What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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