Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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1+1= 69

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Kate

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Brett Farve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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