Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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You.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Anti Joke

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