A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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The economy.

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