what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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William Raines.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Anti Joke

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