Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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DERP

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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