- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

An iguana walks out of a bar

An antijoke

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??