What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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I like jokes.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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