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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Child Prostitution.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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