A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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I love you.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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