1+1= 69

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

youre gay

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Child Prostitution.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What what In the butt

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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