- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The economy.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Women's Rights...

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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