A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

George W. Bush

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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