GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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blubber vaginass CC

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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That's unfortunate.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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