- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

William Raines.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

CHEEZECAKE

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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