There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

An iguana walks out of a bar

An antijoke

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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