Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Women rights..

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Robin, get in the car.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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