What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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CHEEZECAKE

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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