Why did the woman die Because she was old

black people. that is all...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

CHEEZECAKE

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Jess Burns

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