Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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arse

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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blubber vaginass CC

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Global Warming.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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P0P T4Rt

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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