- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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