Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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DERP

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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William Raines.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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