Jess Burns

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Women rights..

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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An antijoke

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Asians...

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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knock knock go away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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