whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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