A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Asians...

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Women's rights

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A joke

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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DERP

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knock knock go away

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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