The jets are a good team..

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

i have aids and a chode

No joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is Jason? Black.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The Aristocrats

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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