- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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