A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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The Aristocrats

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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