- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

knock knock you may come in

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's 9 +10 19

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

what is white and sticky? glue.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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