What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Hi Adam,

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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