Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Popsicles

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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I like to eat.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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