- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

The economy.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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