Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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to see a bad joke look above

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What's 9 +10 19

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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