What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Anti Joke

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