Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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You.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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youre gay

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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