Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

womens rights

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

the cow goes moo

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Turtles

Asians...

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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