What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I love you very much.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Child Prostitution.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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