There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Scott

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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