Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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