An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man killed someone

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Kate

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Ruller

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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