Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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