What's in there? Get outta there...

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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balls in ya mouf

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Liars go to hell! -God

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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