Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I'm Spartacus

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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