What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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