funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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