What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black man killed someone

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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