- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A black man killed someone

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Robin, get in the car.

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