What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Women rights..

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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