What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black man killed someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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