I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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DERP

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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knock knock go away

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Global Warming.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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William Raines.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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