Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

The government makes a good decision

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Carlton

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Kate

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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