"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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An antijoke

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What what In the butt

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Asians...

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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