What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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This is not a joke.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I love you very much.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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I can't see my forehead

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Kate

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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