9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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William Raines.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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