Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

thumb_up thumb_down -11

CHEEZECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

thumb_up thumb_down +30

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

your moms so fat she has kankles

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A fish walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops