- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights...

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Two Jews walk in a bar...

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Womens rights.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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