The awkward when you said moment in your head.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The jets are a good team..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

I'm Spartacus

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

P0P T4Rt

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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