A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

A man buys free health care...

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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