- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What's 9 +10 19

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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