Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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