Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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youre gay

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Ben is gay

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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cc

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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