Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Is Carly smart? No.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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dildo

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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P0P T4Rt

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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