- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Knock knock, come in.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A baby seal walks in to a club

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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