Scott

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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women's rights

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Dallas Cowboys

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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