Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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The government makes a good decision

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Jess Burns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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