Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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youre gay

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The government makes a good decision

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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