what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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