A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Kate

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Ruller

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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