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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

The Aristocrats

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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