- Anti Joke

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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knock knock go away

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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William Raines.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

I love you.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Liars go to hell! -God

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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