why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Kate

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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