What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Jess Burns

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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