- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

I Love Hitler.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the woman die Because she was old

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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