What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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