- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Is Carly smart? No.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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