What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

I love you very much.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

youre gay

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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