whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

knock knock go away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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