Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The jets are a good team..

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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The Aristocrats

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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