Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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The jets are a good team..

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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