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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A black man killed someone

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Kenny G

What what In the butt

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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