my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Kenny G

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Scott

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Global Warming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Anti Joke

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