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Scott

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

blubber vaginass CC

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

You.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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