What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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An antijoke

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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I got shot, you laughed

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Well, this is fun.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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