How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

blubber vaginass CC

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

You.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Liars go to hell! -God

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

I love you very much.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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