- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

balls in ya mouf

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Liars go to hell! -God

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

This is not a joke.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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