your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

youre gay

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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