One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Kate

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Ruller

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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