Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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johann grayson being liked

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Turtles

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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