- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

So a seal walks into a club...

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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