why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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DERP

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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