I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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