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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Kenny G

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Asians...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

The jets are a good team..

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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