Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

I'm Spartacus

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock knock, come in.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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