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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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