- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

I like your hair

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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