A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

So a seal walks into a club...

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

If life hands you lemons Take them

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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