- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guess what? Chicken butt

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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