What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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