Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

i have aids and a chode

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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