- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Dani Barton = Stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

I Love Hitler.

You.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

CHEEZECAKE

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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