Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Kate

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Scott

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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