What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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DERP

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Global Warming.

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knock knock go away

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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