A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Women rights..

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Global Warming.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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