A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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balls in ya mouf

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potato

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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