Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Kate

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Knock Knock Come in!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Robin, get in the car.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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