Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black man killed someone

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Kate

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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