Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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The Aristocrats

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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P0P T4Rt

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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The government makes a good decision

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