What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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