Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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You.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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