Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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potato

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balls in ya mouf

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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P0P T4Rt

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87

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

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