- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's funny? Women's rights.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Come in!

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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