three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A black man killed someone

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Kenny G

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What what In the butt

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A fish walks into a bar

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Asians...

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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