Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A black man killed someone

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funny? Women's rights.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

womens rights

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

the cow goes moo

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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