- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why did the chicken cross the road

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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