yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

I'm Spartacus

how do you stop a train? you cant..

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock knock, come in.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

62

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Anti Joke

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