- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Knock knock, come in.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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