9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Dani Barton = Stupid

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Women's rights

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Turtles

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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