- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Women's rights

blubber vaginass CC

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

You.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

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