- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

If life hands you lemons Take them

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

DERP

knock knock go away

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??