why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black man killed someone

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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An antijoke

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Kenny G

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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