Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

A man buys free health care...

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

the cow goes moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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