- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the mole say? Nothing

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Where to, sir? Forward.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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