the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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the cow goes moo

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A man walks into a bar.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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