Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Womens Sports

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

P0P T4Rt

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

james schmitt whats your last name

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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