- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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