Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a gay baby was just born.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

French people.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

thumb_up thumb_down -23

My wife has terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the woman die Because she was old

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops