Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Netball.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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