- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government makes a good decision

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Knock Knock Come in!

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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