A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Jess Burns

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womens rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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