How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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