Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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