they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Knock Knock Come in!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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