An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

So a seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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