a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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