- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Liars go to hell! -God

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

That's unfortunate.

ASSCHEEKS

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

youre gay

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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