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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

knock knock go away

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

No joke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

You.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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