a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

An antijoke

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

If life hands you lemons Take them

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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