the cow goes moo

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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