Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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youre gay

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A black man killed someone

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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