Asians...

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Turtles

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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The WNBA.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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George W. Bush

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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You.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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