Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What what In the butt

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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