Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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BIG PENIS

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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