What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

black people. that is all...

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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