- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

chuck norris is a little b|tch

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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