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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's 9 +10 19

A man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

tim tebow is a great quarterback

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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