My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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wat?

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Winking at old people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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