What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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