- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

your all shit at jokes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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