How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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knock knock go away

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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