whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Women rights..

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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