- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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P0P T4Rt

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Hair

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A black man killed someone

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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