why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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to see a bad joke look above

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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