Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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