How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

A fish walks into a bar

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Kenny G

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

knock knock go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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