If life throws you lemons Catch them

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

An antijoke

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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