- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's in there? Get outta there...

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