What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

So a seal walks into a club...

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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