A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Kenny G

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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