- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

BIG PENIS

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What what In the butt

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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