A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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That's what he said.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Itookasipasoda

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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