What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

George W. Bush

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

I Love Hitler.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

P0P T4Rt

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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