- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

the cow goes moo

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

your moms so fat she has kankles

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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