What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

wat?

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Winking at old people

I love you very much.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Five guys one rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

1+1= 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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