Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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