American healthcare.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Women's rights

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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wat?

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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