Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I'm Spartacus

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Liars go to hell! -God

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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