- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

nathan palmer has a big head !

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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