Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Chuck Norris died.

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your fat

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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wat?

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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