Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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wat?

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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