- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

The jets are a good team..

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

blubber vaginass CC

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Global Warming.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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