Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A fish walks into a bar

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

NEVER

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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