Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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62

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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womens rights

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Jess Burns

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What what In the butt

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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