What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

womens rights

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Goat balls.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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