How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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The Aristocrats

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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balls in ya mouf

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Liars go to hell! -God

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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