Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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An antijoke

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Anti Joke

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