- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A man walks into a bar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Dallas Cowboys

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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