1+1= 69

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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The government makes a good decision

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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