Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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