knock knock go away

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Dallas Cowboys

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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balls in ya mouf

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Liars go to hell! -God

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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