what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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