a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Turtles

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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