Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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I love you very much.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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