What's red and silly? A blood clot

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Scott

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

women's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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