A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A black man killed someone

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Ben is gay

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Women's rights.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

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