what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Ben is gay

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Child Prostitution.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Women's rights.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Women rights..

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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cc

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AND

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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