why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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womens rights

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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the cow goes moo

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Potato salad

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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cc

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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