- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What what In the butt

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A man walks into a bar.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!