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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Jess Burns

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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womens rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A man walks into a bar.

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Kenny G

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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