How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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youre gay

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A fish walks into a bar

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

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