Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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DERP

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blubber vaginass CC

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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