Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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American healthcare.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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William Raines.

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women's rights

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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