some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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