Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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