How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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womens rights

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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