Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

No joke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

make me a sandwich!

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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