- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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