- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

make me a sandwich!

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

I'm Spartacus

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

CHEEZECAKE

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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