- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Goat balls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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