- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock go away

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

I love you.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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