- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A scottish man having fun

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's in there? Get outta there...

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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