Women's rights

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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