A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The WNBA.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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The Aristocrats

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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