- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

William Raines.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Liars go to hell! -God

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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