why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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American healthcare.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Women's rights

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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wat?

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