Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's 9 +10 19

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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