What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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France never surrender.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Child Prostitution.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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