Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's 9 +10 19

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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