What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

nathan palmer has a big head !

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What what In the butt

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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