Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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