What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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French people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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