why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What what In the butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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