Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Jess Burns

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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womens rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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An antijoke

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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to see a bad joke look above

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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