What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Military intelligence.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

An iguana walks out of a bar

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's 9 +10 19

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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