- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

An antijoke

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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