- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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