- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What what In the butt

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

women's rights

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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