- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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