- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

No.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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