- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

the cow goes moo

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

An iguana walks out of a bar

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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