Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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