Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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the cow goes moo

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Obama

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What what In the butt

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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