What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I Love Hitler.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Hair

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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