Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A black man killed someone

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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