A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A black man killed someone

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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