The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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I Love Hitler.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Liars go to hell! -God

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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This is not a joke.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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