What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

I like your hair

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A scottish man having fun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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