a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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