What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Women's rights

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blubber vaginass CC

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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You.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Liars go to hell! -God

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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