- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the woman die Because she was old

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's funnier than 24? 25

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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