when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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William Raines.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I love you.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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