What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

An antijoke

This site is hilarious oh wait...

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

live babies

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

I got shot, you laughed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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