women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Dallas Cowboys

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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