There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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