- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Five guys one rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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