I like jokes.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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