What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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CHEEZECAKE

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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