- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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