What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man walks into a bar.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

You.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...