- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

If life hands you lemons Take them

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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