Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What what In the butt

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What's 9 +10 19

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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