- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Five guys one rape.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

womens rights

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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