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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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