- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

your moms so fat she has kankles

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

I like your hair

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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