- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

knock knock go away

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

American healthcare.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

make me a sandwich!

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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