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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

William Raines.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

I'm Spartacus

hi bye

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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