- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

French people.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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