What's red and silly? A blood clot

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

JUSTIN BEING SMART

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Turtles

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A scottish man having fun

George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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