What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What what In the butt

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fish walks into a bar

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

does this look unsure to you?

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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