Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I love you very much.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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womens rights

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Goat balls.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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