Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What what In the butt

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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