What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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noodles

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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The Aristocrats

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Gay rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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