Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

why did the chicken cross the road

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Dani Barton = Stupid

Anti Joke

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