knock knock go away

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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