Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A black man killed someone

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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