- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Lockerbie bombing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Women rights..

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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