How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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An antijoke

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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