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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A man walks into a bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

You.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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