GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A scottish man having fun

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Dallas Cowboys

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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I Love Hitler.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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