- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Ruller

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

George W. Bush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

knock knock go away

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