What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I'm Spartacus

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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