funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A scottish man having fun

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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