So a seal walks into a club...

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What what In the butt

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Scott

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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