my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What what In the butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A scottish man having fun

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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