Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

So a seal walks into a club...

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What what In the butt

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

why did the chicken cross the road

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Ruller

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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