What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

William Raines.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

I'm Spartacus

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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