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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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P0P T4Rt

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Five guys one rape.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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