What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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blubber vaginass CC

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

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