- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A joke

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

The jets are a good team..

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

your all shit at jokes

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Women's rights

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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