why did the chicken cross the road

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An antijoke

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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