Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Hair

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

I love you very much.

Five guys one rape.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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