Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Dani Barton = Stupid

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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