- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A joke

knock knock go away

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Anti Joke

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