What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

I can't see my forehead

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man killed someone

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Ben is gay

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

So a seal walks into a club...

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What what In the butt

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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