Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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An antijoke

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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