What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Obama

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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knock knock go away

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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American healthcare.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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