What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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