Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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