What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Obama

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

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