what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Ruller

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Robin, get in the car.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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