Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Hair

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Carlton

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's funny? Women's rights.

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