- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A joke

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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