What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

womens rights

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's 9 +10 19

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Obama

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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