q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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AND

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Turtles

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

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