Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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