I'm Spartacus

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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