- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A man walks into a bar.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock go away

A scottish man having fun

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I Love Hitler.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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