What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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DERP

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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knock knock go away

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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