- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What what In the butt

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Kenny G

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A man walks into a bar.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Jews for Jesus

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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