Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A black man killed someone

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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