- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What what In the butt

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A fish walks into a bar

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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