A man walks into a bar.

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Obama

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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American healthcare.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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