A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A joke

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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The jets are a good team..

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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