A black guy walks in to a bar.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Knock Knock Come in!

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A joke

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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