-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The WNBA.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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