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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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You.

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wat?

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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dildo

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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