Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Lacrosse

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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black people. that is all...

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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women's rights

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Womens Sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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