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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Asians...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A joke

The WNBA.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

knock knock go away

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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