GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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George W. Bush

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock Knock Come in.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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