What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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I Love Hitler.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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apple pie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Hair

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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