- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

I can't see my forehead

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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