- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If life hands you lemons Take them

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