What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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hi bye

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Winking at old people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I love you very much.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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