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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Carlton

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What's funny? Women's rights.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Scott

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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