a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Five guys one rape.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What what In the butt

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