- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

knock knock go away

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

American healthcare.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

I'm Spartacus

make me a sandwich!

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

hi bye

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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