- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

why did the chicken cross the road

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

BIG PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A black person in the NHL

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