Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A black man killed someone

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

thumb_up thumb_down +37

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +35

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

thumb_up thumb_down +35

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's red and silly? A blood clot

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops