What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man walks into a bar.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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