A joke

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A scottish man having fun

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I Love Hitler.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Knock Knock Come in.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

wat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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