- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

I can't see my forehead

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

BIG PENIS

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An antijoke

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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