Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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P0P T4Rt

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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