Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Ben is gay

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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