What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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wat?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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youre gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Ben is gay

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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