What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Jess Burns

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

womens rights

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

69

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

An iguana walks out of a bar

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What what In the butt

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Kenny G

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A man walks into a bar.

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