Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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