Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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