- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Women's rights

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

William Raines.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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