Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Anti Joke

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