What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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