Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I love you.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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