A joke

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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You.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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balls in ya mouf

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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87

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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