What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

The government makes a good decision

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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