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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

I love you very much.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Five guys one rape.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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