What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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William Raines.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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