A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Asians...

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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George W. Bush

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Knock Knock Come in.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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