France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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9/11.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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So a seal walks into a club...

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