- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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