What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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knock knock go away

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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William Raines.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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