Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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I love you very much.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What what In the butt

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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