How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Potato salad

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

womens rights

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

An iguana walks out of a bar

BIG PENIS

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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