Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

This site is hilarious oh wait...

What's red and silly? A blood clot

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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