So a seal walks into a club...

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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