what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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