- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

the cow goes moo

womens rights

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Obama

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

An iguana walks out of a bar

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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