Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Kenny G

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Jews for Jesus

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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