How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A joke

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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