What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Turtles

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The WNBA.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock go away

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Women's rights

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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