what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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youre gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Carlton

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black man killed someone

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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