What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Dallas Cowboys

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

I love you.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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