Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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No.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Dallas Cowboys

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