chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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