Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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American healthcare.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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hi bye

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I like jokes.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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