- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

George W. Bush

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Dallas Cowboys

your all shit at jokes

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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