whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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womens rights

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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cc

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Ruller

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Scott

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What what In the butt

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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