- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Knock Knock Come in.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

I like jokes.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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