So a seal walks into a club...

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Ben is gay

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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