Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Ben is gay

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A baby seal walks into a club

What what In the butt

Kenny G

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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