What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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