how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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