What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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wat?

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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youre gay

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Ben is gay

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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