What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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NEVER

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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