- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Like my status for a tbh?

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Womens Basketball.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Female Athletics

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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