What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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youre gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Kate

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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