Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

NEVER

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Kenny G

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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