- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

the cow goes moo

womens rights

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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