What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Five guys one rape.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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