knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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No joke.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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