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womens rights

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Obama

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What what In the butt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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