- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Global Warming.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Knock Knock Come in.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

I'm Spartacus

Why did the woman die Because she was old

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

ASSCHEEKS

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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