- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

your moms so fat she has kankles

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

I like your hair

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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