- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Goat balls.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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