- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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