- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

does this look unsure to you?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Jews for Jesus

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A joke

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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