- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

So a seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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