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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Jews for Jesus

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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