How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Carlton

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Robin, get in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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