Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Winking at old people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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