There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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