What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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