- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

This is not a joke.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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