The awkward when you said moment in your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Dallas Cowboys

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Johnny just finished his pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops