Jews for Jesus

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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hi bye

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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