Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

tim tebow is a great quarterback

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

women's rights

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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