Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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