- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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