I Love Hitler.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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your fat

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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45.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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France never surrender.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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