Obama

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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