Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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The government makes a good decision

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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