why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Military intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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