Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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knock knock go away

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Global Warming.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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