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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Asians...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I like your hair

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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