A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Black Poeple

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Military intelligence.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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