A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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knock knock go away

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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