A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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