A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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