whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Military intelligence.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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