How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Winking at old people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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