Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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