- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

womens rights

Goat balls.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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