Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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The jets are a good team..

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i have aids and a chode

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your all shit at jokes

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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