Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

nathan palmer has a big head !

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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