- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Johnny just finished his pie.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Five guys one rape.

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