- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A dwarf walks under a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A joke

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Anti Joke

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