How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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