Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Carlton

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Ruller

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A joke

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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