- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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