A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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What what In the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's 9 +10 19

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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