What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Asians...

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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