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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Liars go to hell! -God

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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