An iguana walks out of a bar

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What what In the butt

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Kenny G

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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