A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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