Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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CHEEZECAKE

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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ASSCHEEKS

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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I love you very much.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

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