Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Women's rights

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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wat?

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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