Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Winking at old people

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I love you very much.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Goat balls.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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