A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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American healthcare.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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