How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Hair

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

I can't see my forehead

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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