Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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A black man killed someone

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Ruller

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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