- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

The government makes a good decision

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Jess Burns

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Goat balls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??