Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Womens Sports

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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