What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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hi bye

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I like jokes.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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