my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's 9 +10 19

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

American healthcare.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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