Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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wat?

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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