- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Global Warming.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Knock Knock Come in.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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