What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

William Raines.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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