Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Black people are innocent.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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the cow goes moo

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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