Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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womens rights

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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