How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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The government makes a good decision

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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