What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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1+1= 69

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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