- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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