What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Jews for Jesus

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

The mets are 3-0 this season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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