What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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