YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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American healthcare.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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make me a sandwich!

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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