Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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the cow goes moo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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