nathan palmer has a big head !

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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