- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

johann grayson being liked

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

noodles

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

The Aristocrats

your fat

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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