What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

No joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Chuck Norris died.

your fat

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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