LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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