A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A fish walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

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