I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Jess Burns

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womens rights

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A man walks into a bar.

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