- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

the cow goes moo

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

womens rights

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Obama

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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