Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Jews for Jesus

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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