Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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No joke.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Chuck Norris died.

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your fat

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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wat?

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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