Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Global Warming.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock Knock Come in.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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