What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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American healthcare.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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wat?

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balls in ya mouf

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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