A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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youre gay

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black people are innocent.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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