- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What do you call your mother? Mom.

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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