A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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The government makes a good decision

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Carlton

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Kate

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Jess Burns

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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