A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Women rights..

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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