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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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The jets are a good team..

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The WNBA.

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DERP

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knock knock go away

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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You.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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