what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Military intelligence.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's 9 +10 19

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Jews for Jesus

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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