- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Global Warming.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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