Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Thumbs this up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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