- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

So a seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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