Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A joke

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A scottish man having fun

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Women's rights

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Global Warming.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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