- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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