What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What what In the butt

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Jews for Jesus

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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