Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Thumbs this up

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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