What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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