What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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