Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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knock knock go away

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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William Raines.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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