A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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American healthcare.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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No joke.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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