- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

William Raines.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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