- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

The mets are 3-0 this season

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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