A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

potato

balls in ya mouf

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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P0P T4Rt

CHEEZECAKE

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Hair

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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