- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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