i have aids and a chode

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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You.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

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