Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Black people are innocent.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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