Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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George W. Bush

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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I love you.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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I like jokes.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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