- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Potato salad

the cow goes moo

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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