A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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