What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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This is not a joke.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Anti Joke

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