What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The jets are a good team..

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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blubber vaginass CC

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Women's rights

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Global Warming.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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