Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Turtles

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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i have aids and a chode

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DERP

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Global Warming.

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