blubber vaginass CC

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Global Warming.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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CHEEZECAKE

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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