Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Anti Joke

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