- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

The Aristocrats

Why did the woman die Because she was old

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

CHEEZECAKE

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

I love you very much.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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