Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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