why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

DERP

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

William Raines.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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