- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Women's rights

Global Warming.

blubber vaginass CC

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

I love you.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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