Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Black people are innocent.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Anti Joke

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