Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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