why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Well, this is fun.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

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