- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

CHEEZECAKE

I like jokes.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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