a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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