Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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