- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

knock knock go away

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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