Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Child Prostitution.

Oh...okay, good.

Kate

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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