What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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