- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

knock knock go away

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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