yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

The jets are a good team..

DERP

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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