You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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P0P T4Rt

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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