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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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