Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Ben is gay

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A baby seal walks into a club

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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