- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

1+1= 69

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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