Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Women rights..

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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