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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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