What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

The Aristocrats

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

balls in ya mouf

Liars go to hell! -God

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

ASSCHEEKS

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

This is not a joke.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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