Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Ben is gay

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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