There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A black man killed someone

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Kate

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

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