- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

why did the chicken cross the road

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

If life hands you lemons Take them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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