How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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This is not a joke.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Kate

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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