- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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