Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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black people. that is all...

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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