What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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The government makes a good decision

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Ben is gay

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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womens rights

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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