funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Rick Perry.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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