- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Rick Perry.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

does this look unsure to you?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

who just made fun of katie matt

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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