a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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An antijoke

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Kenny G

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Robin, get in the car.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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The jets are a good team..

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DERP

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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i have aids and a chode

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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