How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Black people are innocent.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Jess Burns

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Potato salad

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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