Ben is gay

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Knock Knock Come in!

A baby seal walks into a club

What what In the butt

Kenny G

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

American healthcare.

Well, this is fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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