Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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