Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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