- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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