What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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