Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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I love you very much.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Ben is gay

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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BIG PENIS

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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