Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A scottish man having fun

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