Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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France never surrender.

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wat?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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