Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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I love you very much.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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youre gay

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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