- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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