Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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You.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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I love you.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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balls in ya mouf

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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