Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

George W. Bush

A scottish man having fun

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Dallas Cowboys

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Anti Joke

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