- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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