Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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NEVER

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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