- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

the cow goes moo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock go away

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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