- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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