how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A joke

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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DERP

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I Love Hitler.

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