A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Dallas Cowboys

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Women's rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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The Aristocrats

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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