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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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I like your hair

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A joke

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A scottish man having fun

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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