Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Knock Knock Come in!

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BIG PENIS

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Ruller

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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AND

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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