how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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