An antijoke

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

tim tebow is a great quarterback

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A scottish man having fun

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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