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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

The government makes a good decision

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Ben is gay

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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