- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the cow goes moo

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock go away

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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