whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Ruller

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Asians...

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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