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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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Dallas Cowboys

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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