- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

women's rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's in there? Get outta there...

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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