is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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I love you.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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