How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Hair

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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