- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a bar.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A scottish man having fun

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

George W. Bush

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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