- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Chuck Norris died.

I Love Hitler.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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