What what In the butt

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Dallas Cowboys

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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