- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Jews for Jesus

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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