-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Hair

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black man killed someone

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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