I love you very much.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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