what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Ben is gay

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

BIG PENIS

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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