An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

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