We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I love you very much.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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