What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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cc

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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