shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

87

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

CHEEZECAKE

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Hair

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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