What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Knock Knock Come in.

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France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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9/11.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

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