- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

George W. Bush

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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