- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

France never surrender.

What's funnier than 24? 25

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Liars go to hell! -God

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