where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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