- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in!

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Asians...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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