Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris died.

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i have aids and a chode

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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