What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A joke

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knock knock go away

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American healthcare.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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i have aids and a chode

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Womens Sports

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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wat?

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