Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Women's rights

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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You.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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