A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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knock knock go away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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