Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

tim tebow is a great quarterback

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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