Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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The government makes a good decision

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Jess Burns

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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womens rights

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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An antijoke

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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