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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

So a seal walks into a club...

Ben is gay

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

An iguana walks out of a bar

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