What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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No joke.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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William Raines.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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