What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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