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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What what In the butt

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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