I love you.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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balls in ya mouf

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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