What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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