What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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