Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What what In the butt

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Kenny G

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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