A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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