- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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