So a seal walks into a club...

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock Knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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