Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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