What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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87

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hi bye

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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1+1= 69

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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The government makes a good decision

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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