What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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CHEEZECAKE

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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I like jokes.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Hair

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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