- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

your moms so fat she has kankles

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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