- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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