A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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