Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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