Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Ben is gay

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What what In the butt

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Scott

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