nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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France never surrender.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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