What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black man killed someone

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Ruller

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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