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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Knock Knock Come in.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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