Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What what In the butt

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

No.

A man walks into a bar.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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