What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Carlton

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Scott

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Kenny G

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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