A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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