Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What what In the butt

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Rick Perry.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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