What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

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