why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A man walks into a bar.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Asians...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A scottish man having fun

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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