How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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balls in ya mouf

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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