whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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