Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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