How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Ben is gay

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What what In the butt

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Kenny G

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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