What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I Love Hitler.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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