- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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why did the chicken cross the road

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a bar.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

George W. Bush

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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