Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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