why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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