- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

women's rights

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Dallas Cowboys

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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