Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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