You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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wat?

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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youre gay

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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