- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Rick Perry.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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