Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Oh...okay, good.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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An antijoke

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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womens rights

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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